“Everyone will have noticed how the Old Testament seems at times to ignore our conception of the individual.”

“Ever notice how Christians quote the Old Testament more then the New Testament? That's so they can say mean things, talk bad about the queers and such. New Testament, that's the Christian book. The stuff in red, that's Jesus talk. That's what they're supposed to live their life by, but, no, they like the God of the Old Testament, the mean, judgmental one, before he was on Zoloft.”

“History doesn't choose individual people. History chooses everyone. Every day. The only question is: How long will you ignore the call?”

“Everyone always talks about how well mothers know their children. No one ever seems to notice how well children know their mothers.”

“They seem to have noticed her for the first time”

“You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.”