“We are ready to turn and twist the facts until they bear no resemblance to the original thing.”

“We both smile at the classic misunderstanding. It’s all so cliché-ridden, it’s embarrassing. I wish our story could have some more original twists and turns. Maybe one of us will turn into a vampire or something.”

“We are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right.”

“The unwounded life bears no resemblance to the Rabbi.”

“There is nothing like desire for preventing the things one says from bearing any resemblance to what one has in one's mind.”

“Facts are simple and facts are straight.Facts are lazy and facts are late.Facts all come with points of view.Facts don't do what I want them to.Facts just twist the truth around.Facts are living turned inside out.”