“laughing at our own mistakes can lengthen our own life.Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.”

“Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.”

“Even a little dog can piss on a big building.”

“Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.”

“Every heart, it have its own ache.”

“All right gentlemen, we have a job to do. At approximately 01:30 tonight, three children made an escape. Our job is to find them and bring them back. Every minute the factory is down, I lose two thousand, seven hundred and thirty-eight dollars and forty-seven cents. Therefore, we must find them and find them fast. They were last seen heading south by southwest in three makeshift kites. We'll head in that direction, fanning out and using our heat sensors to track them. Any questions?" Tubaface raised his hand. "Yes?""Where do babies come from?""That question is wholly innapropriate to our present situation. Someone slap him.”

“Ten years on a massacre can be tough on the soul.”