“What greater happiness is there than the privilege of being bored together?”
“The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.”
“Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater privilege, than the raising of the next generation.”
“There is no greater grief than to find no happiness, but happiness in what is past.”
“There is no greater bore than perfection.”
“In the United States of Entertainment there is no greater sin than to bore the audience”