“Are you going to drink my blood?” he wanted to know. I think I had expected him to be a little more afraid of me and his casual tone was a tad bit frustrating to my ego. “Well, I was planning on it, yes.”

“If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you’ve had junkie blood.”

“Humans, because they learn more about their predator and vampires because they wouldn’t have to go into lengthy speeches about their kind when they are doing their predator bit.”

“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”

“I want you to do your vampire slayer thing and get the girl from the bad guys.”

“Rodney is fifty four and he has some mental disease where they become all paranoid. Granted he spent his life as a vampire slayer which calls for a bit of paranoia but Rodney does sometimes overdo the whole thing.”

“You don’t know what year it is?” “Kind of a dull question to ask someone if I did, isn’t it?”