“Go save the princess right now. You can save the world later.”

“It is when you see sparkling vampires on television, that you realize just how much the world has changed.”

“Are you going to drink my blood?” he wanted to know. I think I had expected him to be a little more afraid of me and his casual tone was a tad bit frustrating to my ego. “Well, I was planning on it, yes.”

“Humans, because they learn more about their predator and vampires because they wouldn’t have to go into lengthy speeches about their kind when they are doing their predator bit.”

“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”

“When you name your child after a grotesque gigantic creature known for slaughtering hundreds of innocents for the sole purpose of entertainment (okay so they were illegal immigrants who entered his realm) you must have a slight idea how that would turn out.”

“You don’t know what year it is?” “Kind of a dull question to ask someone if I did, isn’t it?”