“It is when you see sparkling vampires on television, that you realize just how much the world has changed.”
“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. ”
“When you watch television, you never see people watching television. We love television because it brings us a world in which television does not exist.”
“Why don't you sparkle?"-"Because I live in the real world, where vampires burst into flames.”
“She had no experience of crushing on someone like that. She hadn't realized before how frightening it was to look a dream in the face. To realize how much it could change you live, and how much it could demand of you.”
“Do you even really know how vampires are made?''Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much...”