“Say what you will about ‘decency’ but I happen to be a fan of skimpy tube tops and really short skirts.”

“You don’t know what year it is?” “Kind of a dull question to ask someone if I did, isn’t it?”

“Humans, because they learn more about their predator and vampires because they wouldn’t have to go into lengthy speeches about their kind when they are doing their predator bit.”

“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”

“I want you to do your vampire slayer thing and get the girl from the bad guys.”

“Are you going to drink my blood?” he wanted to know. I think I had expected him to be a little more afraid of me and his casual tone was a tad bit frustrating to my ego. “Well, I was planning on it, yes.”

“It is when you see sparkling vampires on television, that you realize just how much the world has changed.”