“You don’t know what year it is?” “Kind of a dull question to ask someone if I did, isn’t it?”

“Say what you will about ‘decency’ but I happen to be a fan of skimpy tube tops and really short skirts.”

“Are you going to drink my blood?” he wanted to know. I think I had expected him to be a little more afraid of me and his casual tone was a tad bit frustrating to my ego. “Well, I was planning on it, yes.”

“Humans, because they learn more about their predator and vampires because they wouldn’t have to go into lengthy speeches about their kind when they are doing their predator bit.”

“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”

“I want you to do your vampire slayer thing and get the girl from the bad guys.”

“Hovering over at the Self Help section, there she was – legs long and lean in a lovely sundress, holding a copy of EAT, PRAY, LOVE in one hand and awkwardly browsing through something titled “KNOW YOUR CHAKRAS”.”