“If you're lost you can look and you will find me. Time after time. If you fall I will catch you, I'll be waiting. Time after time”

“Not for nothing, but if you do that again, I'm gonna have to punch ya fuckin' heart out!”

“I used to say I was Saint Cyndi of a Feces, because wherever shit fell, there I was.”

“I was always cutting my Barbie and Pollyanna dolls' hair. I lined them all up and put a cloth around their necks, like they were at the beauty parlor. Barbie was a real heartbreaker, but then all of a sudden, Barbie was freakin' bald. That was a shocker.”

“God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with.”

“I still am a little late, though. I'm trying. There's a lot of shit to do to pull this old ass together.”

“In the darkest place, shed the brightest light.”