“Crap. No one's ever called me dorkina before. Derivative of dork. Not good.”

“I remember thinking that. You were dork chic before dork chic was chic.”

“Believe you me, Lope-hey, has anyone ever called you 'Lope' before?”

“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“there's three ways to look at it. Either (1) it's a massive coincidence that all the girls I ever liked happen to share the same nine letters, or (2) I just happen to think it particularly beautiful name, or (3) I never got over our two-and-a-half-minute relationship." "I remember thinking that. You were dork chic before dork chic was chic.”