“Note to self: buy some nunchucks or something.”
“We’ll make plans on sticky notes and we’ll stick to them. We’ll get married, but only after we buy some milk, cereal, and a book of baby names.”
“Note to self: don't die.”
“Note to the wise: whenever someone insists that he wants to buy something from you, but tells you there’s no real value in it yet, two things are happening: he’s lying, and you’re being taken.”
“Note to self: don’t throw things at girls.”
“Note to self ; He doesn't care anymore.”