“(On her son) I've met writer's block. He is short, diapered and keeps unplugging my laptop. Good news: he can be conquered with a bottle and a nap.”
“You can live with me in this house I've built out of writers blocks.”
“I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.”
“Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.”
“Prince Charming can go suck rocks. I've met my true love and he's a contractor”
“The love between writer and a reader is never celebrated. It can never be proved to exist. But he was the man I loved most. He was the reader for whom I wrote.That’s what my writing was. Messages in bottles.”