“For even satire is a form of sympathy.”
“Even a witch wants sympathy.”
“I don’t need your sympathy, unless it comes in the form of a check or cash. I also accept money orders.”
“An odd thing about beauty, however, is that it's absence tends not to arouse our sympathy as much as other forms of privation do.”
“It is difficult not to write satire.”
“Satire is negative truth.”