“Noctis… this is a little embarrassing, but…your male anatomy is bothering me.”
“A little blood never bothers me.”
“Her hope was to embarrass me. Little does she know, I'm fluent in Asshole.”
“For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.”
“people who say its a long story, mean it's a stupid short one that they are too embarrassed and couldn't be bothered to tell”
“Have you any idea how hard it is to go nine months out of the year with no sex when you’re married to such a fine piece of male anatomy that he should have been the god of fertility instead of the god of death?”