“Jesus Christ in a miniskirt.”
“Jesus Christ in a cockwagon.”
“Jesus Christ, shepherd of Judea.”
“Jesus was not the man he was as a result of making Jesus Christ his personal savior.”
“For in Christ Jesus you are all children of God through faith. As many of you as were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. There is no longer Jew or Greek, there is no longer slave or free, there is no longer male or female; for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.”
“Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ!" -Claire”