“Lou's was like a tour through Crucifix World with a spontaneous stop in Jesus Country.”

“Jesus Christ in a miniskirt.”

“Is anyone ever really the same after being pushed through an opening the size of a donut hole only to end up wearing a fez?”

“But if you feel better about how you present yourself to the world, how you feel about you, inside and out, I don't see the shallow in that.”

“Yeah, but that didn't mean he didn't like fistfuls of blondeness with legs longer than a Celine Dion note, now, did it?”

“Because we're framily. You know, I love you, you love me? Like Barney only with bad language.”

“This was like the Rubik's Cube of life.One big glob of scattered, multicolored possibilities she had to sort out and line up in the appropriate manner by twisting endless scenario after scenario in her head.And it sucked.Big, fat wankers.”