“Nobody kicks a dead dog”
“On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog...”
“On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.”
“Now, don't kick a dog 'cause it's only a pup!”
“What I say is, don't go playing unless you can win. Only sit down to chess with idiots, only kick a dog what's dead already, and don't love a lady unless she loves you first.”
“Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.”