“Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find somebody’s hand and squeeze it, while there’s time.”

“If some people are so hungry for a feeling of importance that they actually go insane to get it, imagine what miracle you and I can achieve by giving people honest appreciation this side of insanity.”

“Nine tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time.”

“...it was like finding a brother who farts in key.”

“When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.”

“It was like finding a long-lost brother who farts in the same key.”

“You are going to survive. And good things are going to start to happen again. And one day you are going to look back and this will not even be such a bad thing”