“...it was like finding a brother who farts in key.”
“It was like finding a long-lost brother who farts in the same key.”
“He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James”
“Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.”
“The key to finding lasting love is to find someone who loves you, battlescars and all.”
“Find the Key ! Find the Key ! If you want to open the Doors of Heaven ! Without which, you can at best, look from outside, like the pauper looking in through the window at your food when hungry. Find the Key !”