“You know when you've found it that's something I've learned, cause you feel it when they take it away.”

“‎That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.”

“Don't you hate that? Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.”

“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.”

“Just when you think you've got your life by the reins, that's when it's most likely to run away with you.”

“Anyhow, I've learned one thing now. You only really get to know people when you've had a jolly good row with them. Then and then only can you judge their true characters!”