“It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.”

“It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.”

“[...]Are both of you...?""Manscaped?" Dante smiled. "I'm fucking Italian; I been mowing my lawn since I was thirteen.”

“I want you to move in with me, man.""Nah. I appreciate it, but I need to get a place of my own. I'm a grownup.”

“You‘re my best friend. You‘re the only somebody I got.”

“So damn jealous! Like I can see anyone but you.”

“Trust this: drinking until you go away from the world only wastes moments of your life. All that time is lost. And time and love are incredibly precious. Yes? Don't waste either.”