“It's always terrible when you realize that you've married the wrong book.”

“You should know how terrible a power belief is, especially in the wrong hands -- and how do you tell which hands are wrong? Believe something and the Universe is on its way to being changed. Because you've changed, by believing. Once you've changed, other things start to follow.”

“It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.”

“When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realize his first name was ALWAYS.”

“There's nothing wrong with reading a book you love over and over. When you do, the words get inside you, become a part of you, in a way that words in a book you've read only once can't.”

“If you tell someone you're divorced they don't even blink, but tell them you've never been married and they wonder what's wrong with you.”