“You can't believe anything I say--including that last statement.”
“I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.”
“I think that one wants from a painting a sense of life. The final suggestion, the final statement, has to be not a deliberate statement but a helpless statement. It has to be what you can't avoid saying.”
“Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.”
“If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!”
“You're worth so much more than anything I can give you. If you can't believe that right now, believe in me.”