“footnote:"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.”
“Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.”
“Hey soda girl. You're flat.”
“If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.”
“If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager”
“In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.”
“...baseball freely admits that the sport--like civilized society--is crawling with bums.”