“If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager”

“Executive Vice President? That's a nice way of saying he's someone's corporate bitch.”

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”

“In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take.”

“I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.”

“Conflicting stories continue to circulate concerning the death of the President. A second White House announcement has now called attention to the President's schedule for the day, pointing out that no mention is made there of dying. Also released was the President's schedule for tomorrow, wherein there also appears to be no plan on the part of the President or his advisers for him to die. "I think it would be best," said the White House Bilge Secretary, "in the light of these schcedules, to wait for a statement, one way or another, from the President himself.”