“If only it were as easy to do the work of othersas it is to criticize their performance.”

“Each step you take reveals a new horizon. You have taken the first step today. Now, I challenge you to take another.”

“Fiction writers can’t be trusted. They make things up.”

“We were halfway through our first joint when we heard Tom's footsteps coming down the stairs.'Shhhh... Shhhh!'The footsteps approached my door.Silence.And then a piece of A4 paper appeared under my door.Neither of us said a word as I crept over and picked it up. It was a drawing of two stick men, each with a massive joint in their hand. And written underneath were the words 'Rule Breakers'.”

“Like if Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started being all bummed out about everything. How were we going to kick arse if our Leonardo was wearing a black eye-band instead of a blue one?”

“Knowledge is power, and the right knowledge lets man perform miraculous, almost godlike tasks.”

“There has never been another you. With no effort on your part you were born to be something very special and set apart.What you are going to do in appreciation of that gift is a decision only you can make.”