“I'm a lesbian and I'd rather you bully me than a thirteen-year-old kid.”
“I'm old with living.So much older than almost thirteen.”
“I'd rather be a silly old fool than a lonely old woman.”
“Even if you are eighty years old, or a lesbian, or a strident feminist, or a nun, or an eighty-year-old strident feminist lesbian nun who has never been married and never intends to get married, the politest possible answer is still:"Not yet.”
“I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.”
“I love Prada. Not so much the clothes, which are for malnourished thirteen-year-olds, but I covet, with covety covetousness, the shoes and handbags. Like, I LOVE them. If I was given a choice between world peace and a Prada handbag, I'd dither. (I'm not proud of this, I'm only saying.)”