“Failing tastes of bile and dog vomit. Shame on any man who gets used to that taste.”

“For every traveller who has any taste of his own, the only useful guidebook will be the one which he himself has written.”

“Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man; And bitter shame hath spoil'd the sweet world's taste, That it yields nought but shame and bitterness.”

“Try my all-you-can-eat vomit soup. Sadly, people don’t want seconds, because they don’t even want firsts. But it tastes great. I tasted it on the way down—and then again on the way up.”

“With the rising cost of food, either the portions get smaller, or the quality gets inferior. So, for example, pizza that used to taste like cardboard now tastes like carpet. Unvacuumed carpet, because I asked for lots of toppings.”

“I had gotten so used to the taste of rain that I forgot what the sun tasted like. Bittersweet.”