“Coincidence: just another way of explaining the unexplainable.”
“Religion exists to explain the unexplained, to calm our fear of dying, but all it does is breed more fear and hatred.”
“Fate is just another word for people's choices coming to a head. Destiny, coincidence, whatever you name it. It inevitably lies in our hands.”
“Unexplained noises are best left unexplained.”
“Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.”
“But really, there are no coincidences. Coincidences are just other people's choices, plans you don't know about.”