“God, being noble sucked ass.”
“Sucks to your ass-mar!”
“Well, that sucked more ass than liposuction.”
“Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.”
“I’m not above using unsavory beings to kick the Gods’ asses, but the Phantoms are too unpredictable for my taste,” I said.”
“...because being a smart-ass is always preferable to being a dumb-ass.”