“I invented the pelican, but probably not the acorn or unicorn.”
“He wondered why the pelican was the symbol of charity, except it was that it wanted a good deal of charity to admire a pelican.”
“I've been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career.”
“I shall weave a suit of leaves. At once. With acorns for buttons.”
“Well, if she doesn't like pelicans she must be very disagreeable.”
“Morality was probably the invention of unattractive men. Whom else does it benefit really”