“Everybody has a theory.”
“A curious aspect of the theory of evolution is that everybody thinks he understands it.”
“Experience by itself teaches nothing... Without theory, experience has no meaning. Without theory, one has no questions to ask. Hence, without theory, there is no learning.”
“Dad's Theory of Arrogance--that everyone always assumes they're the Principal Character of Desire and/or Loathing in everybody else's Broadway Play.”
“Everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain. Everybody. Everybody has their story to tell.”
“A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it.”