“Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.”
“Terrible’s eyes narrowed; he gave Chess the kind of look most people reserved for ax murderers. Ax murderers who killed children. And kittens.”
“Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?”
“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”
“I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers couldhave turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer”
“I was a teenage boy once too, you know," Uncle Mort said, popping back up. "I know what your brain looks like. It's a three-ring circus in there.”