“[Dona Queta] says that her motherly advice is always the same: 'Only whores, thieves, and cops go out at night. Which one are you, asshole?' p. 157”
“Sometimes you have to go through pain to appreciate happiness." P.157 of "Two Weddings.”
“Generosity is, by definition, disinterested.” (p.157)”
“Thieves, Heretics, and Whores”
“What’s that old saying? “Advice is like opinions. Everyone’s an asshole.”
“I think good advice for a father to give to his only son would be, "Don't make the same mistake I made with your mother. Remember to pull out.”