“Because you don't spend so many decades in someone's house without knowing their game.”

“If you imagine someone watching you all the time, even when you think you're alone, seeing every time you make a face, that someone would know more about you than you think.”

“Do you know what makes someone beautiful? Confidence. You don't have to have this shape eyes or that shape lips. No one seems to be able to decide which shape is best anyway. You can have every kind of blemish. It's confidence that attracts people. That's what everybody's looking for. It's what no potion can really give you. And believe me, Belle, you've got it. You've got it if you want it.”

“I know lots of things you don't""Name five.""The Grand Unification Theory, tax law, binary, the capital of Azerbailan, and how tractors work.”

“If you don't get caught, you deserve everything you steal.”

“You obviously don't have my soul or you wouldn't be trying to make deals.”

“You see, Valentin, there is no such thing as time. It's just a road, a path to travel on. Most of the world is on a train, traveling forward all the time, speeding toward death, with a set schedule and someone else in charge.”