“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”
“Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.”
“When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.”
“Because falling in love, even when it's unrequited, is not something that happens to only one person. The other person can't help getting involved, whether they like it or not.”
“Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.”
“It was one thing to wake up feeling like I'd just been put through the puree stage of a blender- it was another to wake up feeling like I'd just been put though the puree stage of a blender to county music.”