“When you buy a jacket, it’s important the pockets are big enough for a paperback!”

“[on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.”

“Buying antivirus software is like buying insurance: It’s important to make a good choice now just in case you need the assistance later.”

“It’s vitally important that you buy your own crown and declare yourself Queen, and then spend the rest of your life living into that.”

“Maybe I'll just go ahead and buy her the Tufte book. I'll bring it wrapped in brown paper. Wait- is that weird? It's an expensive book. Maybe there's a low-key paperback edition. I could buy it on Amazon. That's stupid, I work at a bookstore. (Could Amazon ship it fast enough?)”

“We need enormous pockets, pockets big enough for our families and our friends, and even the people who aren't on our lists, people we've never met but still want to protect. We need pockets for boroughs and for cities, a pocket that could hold the universe.”