“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read a lot. Eat pudding. They'll get so they can think clearly. Eat pudding. And if enough kids read and think. Eat pudding. We will have world peace. Eat pudding. Thank you very much. Eat pudding.”
“How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?”
“DON'T EAT NONE OF THE PLUM PUDDING. ONE WHO WISHES YOU WELL.”
“I’m tempted to kill the general first, then his staff officers. Sometimes you just want to eat pudding early. All the same, I make myself wait.”
“I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.”
“I loathe people who say, 'I always read the ending of the book first.' That really irritates me, It's like someone coming to dinner, just opening the fridge and eating pudding, while you're standing there still working on the starter. It's not on.”