“Our lifestyle is evolutionarily unstable--and is therefore in the process of eliminating itself in the perfectly ordinary way.”

“In the ultimate sense, the world itself is pregnant with failure, is the perfect manifestation of imperfection, of the consciousness of failure. In the realization of this, failure is itself eliminated.”

“as you begin to eliminate your need for perfection in all areas of your life, you'll begin to discover the perfection in life itself”

“Technopoly eliminates alternatives to itself in precisely the way that Aldous Huxley outlined in Brave New World. It does not make them illegal. It does not make them immoral. It does not even make them unpopular. It makes them invisible, and therefore irrelevant.”

“Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.”

“The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.”