“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I'm Harry Potter.”
“At least Harry Potter knew the who fuck he was dealing with.”
“If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic.You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right? Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?”
“I will be sharing additional information I've been hoarding for years about the world of Harry Potter”
“Is my world turning into Harry Potter's?!”
“For Harry Potter I have all the time in the world.”