“I’m an atheist, and a militant atheist when religion starts impacting on legislation.”
“He is an atheist who does not believe in himself. The old religions said that he was an atheist who did not believe in God. The new religion says that he is an atheist who does not believe in himself.”
“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”
“The sergeant frowned. “Really, sir? And who might they be? Is there a gang of militant atheists at work in the district, that I know nothing about? Or a guerrilla unit of disaffected campanologists, perhaps?”
“They say there are no atheists in foxholes. I say there are no atheists when you're begging God to keep alive the person you love.”
“He said he thinks he’s God, and I said, In that case, I’m an atheist.”