“I'm not clumsy; just accident prone.”

“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I'm Harry Potter.”

“I think I'm a tiny bit like Harry 'cos I'd like to have an owl. Yeah, that's the tiny bit, actually.”

“I've never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I don't get the people who are cool. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they don't interest me.”

“Go boldly and honestly through the world. Learn to love the fact that there is nobody else quite like you.”

“I’m an atheist, and a militant atheist when religion starts impacting on legislation.”

“There's no shame in enjoying the quiet life.”