“So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.”
“Winners see the dream and develop plans while the rest see the obstacles and develop justifications.”
“Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”
“Pour your scotch on the rocksand drink your misery down.Go home and make love to herand picture me, picture me.Yeah, picture me!”
“Got plans for the rest of the day ?""No plans," I whispered. Test drive your mattress? Let me pretend to be a Skittle and you can taste my rainbow? Fifty Shades me? Please ! Oh, holy horror, I'm freaking losing it. ”
“If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.”