“...one should not only be smart in his head, but one should also be smart in how he relates to other people.”
“We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.”
“By 20, you should be smart. By 30, you should be strong. By 40, you should be rich. By 50, you should be wise. But if you are smart, strong, rich and wise, you don't need any age limits.”
“Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.”
“…if you’re going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you’re really just an ass.”
“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”