“Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays.”
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.”
“I'd be a birthday cake!”
“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.”
“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.”
“Death smells like birthday cake.”