“You have more balls than a Christmas tree.”
“More weapons hidden on his body than hallelujah-singing angels, dangling from a Christmas tree.”
“It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.”
“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”
“my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.”