“My proctologist keeps in better touch than you do."- Knox”

“Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinking, if we fill Fort Knox with bricks, where will we keep all the gold that’s kept there? I still need to get precise measurements, and move all my clothes, but I think it’d be a good idea to store the gold in my closet.
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“I thought about TimeBlaze. We should...shorten the titles. The titles are getting long. More colons than a proctologist.”

“Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.”

“You do not have to feel truer than others in order to be original.You just need to be different and keep aspiring to be a better you.”

“Are you by any chance acquainted with the words 'steel toe'? Or do the words 'permanent dent' mean anything to you?"My locker door is not intimidated. "My grandfather was a vault at Fort Knox, and if you try to dent me with a kick you will only tear some ligament that will never mend.”