“It will be in the key of delicious. - Bucky”

“Bucky Katt: A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.”

“Bucky B. Katt: "I'm not closed minded you're just wrong”

“Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.”

“Wisdom and philosophy never found out God; He makes Himself known to us through our needs, necessity finds Him out. I doubt much if we have ever learned anything solidly except we have learned it thus.”

“Come on in, I’ve got a sale on scratch and dent dreams, whole cases of imperfect ambitions stuff the idealists couldn't sell. Yeah, I know none of its got price tags, you decide how much its worth. And none of its got glossy colored packaging but it all works just fine. I’ve got rainy day swing sets good night kisses and stationary stars still flying at the speed of light. And over there out back if you dig down through those alabaster stoplights and those old 45’s you’ll find a whole crate of second hand hope.Yeah right there, that’s no chrome, you just gotta work, polish it up a little bit. Most folks give up too easy, trade it in for some injection mold and here and now.”

“You’re so worried about what other people think of you – other people do not think of you!”