“You can have all the wine and dragons that my money can buy. That’s what the old woman told me, and I listened.”

“Making money for my clones, now that’s what I call self-enrichment. Having all my clones working for me, working for free, and enriching me, now that’s what I call social progress. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“There are treasures in books that all the money in the world cannot buy, but the poorest laborer can have for nothing.”

“The total amount of time available is especially limited. The clock is ticking as we speak. Time rushes past. Opportunities are lost right and left. If you have money, you can buy time. You can even buy freedom if you want. Time and freedom: those are the most important things that people can buy with money.”

“It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.”

“Money Can't Buy Happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy....”